Midnight, south-side Funky City. Rosa's Hop-Joint was the name of the place, and Rosa had kept it open in spite of the NMX chaos. There weren't very many customers in the dank, dark bar and the whole place reeked of cigarettes. Still, it was the only safe place for a drink for miles, and it made for a nice hideaway among the tension of the post-bombings Funky City.
One man sat at the bar, holding onto a glass of whiskey as if it were his last DA, staring endlessly into the bottles on the shelf behind the counter in front of him.
The door swung open, and in strode a filthy, bedraggled figure, covered in soot and dirt. He wore a heavy old fireman's coat, grey with the accumulated dirt of months, and his eyes were hidden behind a thick pair of round welding goggles.
The titular Rosa, the bar's aging owner, appeared from the back room with a shocked expression. Her gaze wavered from the already present customer to the new arrival before she settled on which one to speak to first.
"Come on in, Sugar, we're always open," She provided, a warm smile starting to ply across her features, "And apparently Lowry here's already helped himself to the bar." The solitary man at the bar, upon closer inspection dressed in the clothes of a businessman, only grunted in acknowledgement.
The man in the door walked up to the bar, glancing uneasily from side to side. Then he pushed his goggles up to his forehead, and stretched out his hand with a grin. "The name's Serge," he said.
"I'm Rosa," Rosa replied, returning his outstretched hand with a bowl full of water and a bar of soap instead of a handshake. Lowry chuckled and added, "Heh, she did the same thing to me first time I came in here."
"Thanks," said Serge, downing the bowl of water with a gulp. "Water's been hard to come by where I've been." Then he bit into the soap. The gag was almost immediate.
Rosa rolled her eyes and produced a bottle of gin and a bowl of peanuts next. "That was for cleanin' with, honey. You can keep the soap."
"Cleaning? Oh, right. That. Sorry."
"Funny soundin' word, aint it?" Lowry quipped, plucking a cigarette from his breast pocket. "Cleanin'."
"Oh Lowry, you hush." said Rosa, playfully swatting at his hand, "The man's obviously been through some shit."
"Not much," said Serge, though his eyes darkened. "Not much at all." Then he started into his gin.
A knock at the front door rattled through the bar before a man came in with a crate of some kind of not-so-fine booze came rolling in with a rather chipper smile. "Heya Rosa," the man with the shaved head and missing molar said. Apparently he was expected, or he thought he was at least. "How's the business today?" He looked Serge's way. "Gotta newbie, I see! Dandy, dandy. Hope you know how to down the stuff!"
He kept chatting as he walked toward the back.
"Well, hey there, handy-man!" Rosa brightened immediately, "Yessir, I got myself two whole customers now, almost competing with the Mishu prison camp up the road, ain't I? Sure is dandy."
"Not a dandy at all, actually," retorted Serge. "I'm afraid my coat's been out of fashion for quite some time."
"I'll say." Lowry quipped again. Ever the smartass. Still, the middle-aged businessman leaned over with another cigarette, "Wanna burn a *** over it, pal?"
Serge immediately snapped into Safety Serge mode. "I'm afraid not, pal. Unattended cigarettes are a leading cause of ebrbrbrbrbrbrbr house fires."
Lowry looked back at Serge bemusedly. "I ain't meaning to leave it unattended."
Handy, which was his nickname, came back out from the back and slipped behind the bar to Rosa, holding a bottle of what he had to deliver. It was clear with no labeling — home-brewed. "Got my best for ya, Rosa, mah best! Raspberry rum, with spices and even a little of that stuff ... what do they call it? I had the help get it. Oh yeah, the Warm-you-up! The Mishhu use it on the prisoners; best part about being one, I hear. Try it, try it! Only the best for you, Rosa, the best!"
Rosa was quick to burst the cap on the bottle and sample some of the conconction. A few seconds into her first gulp, the woman made a stiff gagging sound and pressed the bottle back into his hands. "Sugar, that warm-ya-up has warmed it up a little too much. What ya want me to pay for this stuff?"
"Ohhhhh, no charge, no charge, dear Rosa, not a penny for what's not perfect," Handy glumly said, then looked over at the two at the bar. "Say, give them a go, would ya? The boys here, they might sample a fancy, surely now, a sample! Lift that winter chill right out of ya."
"Sure." Rosa replied, looking over nervously at the two prospective ginea pigs before pouring two glasses and placing it right in front of them.
Serge was hesitant, but after mulling it over a bit he decided it was worth a try. "I'll give it a go," he said. He inhaled, and his mind was flooded with data detailing the exact chemical makeup of the beverage. It appeared to be technically fit for consumption, and so he gulped it down quickly.
Lowry downed his immediately. "It's beautiful, Handy. 6DA a glass, tops."
"6 DA a glass?! A glass, Rosa, did ya hear that? 6 DA! A sum for princes and generals! 3 DA a glass then Rosa, 3 DA and not a bit more. I might make a little less on it, just a bit, but if I didn't sell it I wouldn't get to see you Rosa, you burning angel of the bar! Not a week would be complete without seeing you Rosa, not a one!"
"Hold your horses, sugar." Rosa held out two fingers, ignoring the come on and going straight for business, "The other gentleman has yet to rate the beverage, honey. Lowry aint got any feelin' left in his throat anyhow."
"Oh," Handy said, glum again, but patient enough.
"Feels like a chemical burn," mused Serge. "Exactly my kind of drink. 4DA."
"Cain't much argue with popular consensus. 5 DA a glass then, Handy, and a bowl of chicken wings, as usual." Rosa submitted. She didn't understand why the men wanted the drink, but they were currently her only customers, so she had to get something they'd like.
Handy, all smiles with only one tooth missing, wheeled his dolly out to get more. "5 DA! 5 DA! I'll be eating like a king, a king! All because of Rosa, the angel of the bar, the best of them, the best!" The door clicked shut behind him, his continuing come-on not pausing for a moment as the sound of bottles and crates muddled in.
"Another glass then, for me and my new buddy Serge!" Lowry said exitedly, "We're your testers!"
"7 DA, each, sweetie."
"Seven?! You're payin' five for it, an' only cuz we told you too!"
"I gotta eat too, sugar."
"You sneaky bitch. I woulda lowballed him if I'd known you was gonna backstab me like that."
Rosa proferred another eye roll at Lowry's expense before pouring the requested drinks and moving on to Serge. "So, Serge... I seen you got that coat on, and you like talkin' about fires and shit. You some kind of firefighter or arsonist or somethin'?"
"Of a kind. I was with the fire department up until the attacks, but they ordered my brigade to fall back and work on containing the blaze, rather than save any of the survivors in the buildings. So I took sick leave on grounds of mental anguish, and I've been scouting the ruins for a few weeks now."
"Fancy story, partner." Lowry commented. Smoke wafted from under the brim of a fedora he'd stamped onto his head. "It's been a pain in the ass gettin' around town since that shit came down on us. My wife got ate by zombies last month. I feel your pain."
"That's rough, buddy," Serge replied.
Then, Lowry stood and donned a kahki trenchcoat and a pistol holster before heading for the door. As he walked, Lowry shook his head. "I ain't worried about it. Bitch never took care of the kids when they was around anyway. I'm out, Rosa. Give Handy my regards when he comes back in, eh?" And with that, he was gone, leaving the door to softly close behind him. Rosa sighed and began wiping down his spot on the bar.
"He's had it rough, too, I guess." She mused. "But you gotta tell me, sugar. What's out there? You find anybody in the rubble? You hook up with the resistance members or anythin'?"
Serge frowned in confusion. But before he could speak--
Handy rolled back in with four more cases of the stuff stacked high on the dolly. "Rosa! Rosa darlin', a name, a name, I must have a name for this fiesty brew of mine? Can I finally name one after you? It's such a treat; 6 DA a glass! All the fire and spirit of the burning angel, you see? How about that! Burning Angel! It's fantastic, isn't it? Fantastic!" He wheeled straight back.
Rosa giggled at Handy. A bemused smirk was beggining to cross her face. "Lowry said g'bye, sweetie. I was askin' Serge here if he'd hooked up with the resistance yet. You seen any of them wanderin' around out there on your way in, Handy?"
Handy shouted from the back. "Rabble-rousers! Troublemakers! I hate the squids as any red-blooded man should, but I'm a brewer, not a bomber! Let the young men fight! I don't see any of them around and I don't intend to unless they want my spirits!"
"So there's a resistance movement, I gather?" Serge was deep in thought. "Sounds like I jumped the gun. Any word on their location?"
"Sure as shit, they come in here." Rosa replied. She took a napkin from the bar and began jotting directions down with a marker, "You wanna find 'em, you find a man named Alex Foster. Word on the streets, he runs the whole thing. He came in here a while back, following around a funny old man. Real quiet type, and shady, too. You wanna find him, you go to the west side docks."
Rosa stopped writing for a moment and looked over at Handy. "Money's in the register, sweetie. I trust ya."
Then, she turned her attention back to Serge. "They's offerin' organized resistance, if that's your style. You go to the dock number I put down on this here napkin, find a submarine and I reckon jus' knock. They'll see to ya, so long as you ain't Mishu."
Serge chuckled a bit. "I doubt it. Last time I checked, I was conspicuously lacking in tentacles."
"You ain't seen Mister Brown, yet, have ya?"
"Hmm?"
"Mister Brown, they call him. He's one of us, Nepleslian. ID-Sol, real plain-lookin'. Except... He's on their side. They make clones of him and send 'em out. I can't much say where they make the clones at, but it's a right pain in my ass. Lost two customers in an ambush last week."
Handy by then had wheeled out of the back. He nodded at the instructions, then went to the till. As always, he took one DA less than agreed upon — his own way of tipping the burning angel herself. The stuff rarely took more than 1 DA to make anyway, and it never hurt to see Rosa smile. He tipped his head to her and, without waiting for a reply, saw himself out to his truck.
"Drive safe Handy!" Rosa called out to the man, a tender smile playing at her lips. She looked back at Serge. "You gonna try and find them? The resistance, that is?"
"I think I'll give it a shot. At the very least, I can help them out when they're in over their heads."
"You might wanna do that then, sugar, they're always in over their heads." In the distance, muffled gunshots could be heard, followed by hurried voices. Rosa's hands wandered nervously under the bar.
"That them?" inquired the ragged fireman.
"Hell no, not around these parts, anyhow." said Rosa. She grew more nervous after the gunshots stopped and the hurried voices faded. "I hope they were going the other way."
As if to answer her fears, the door burst open and Lowry staggered in, clutching a pistol in one hand, blood streaming down his neck and over his collar and tie. He slamned the door behind him and locked it before approaching the bar. Rosa, meanwhile, was putting up the shotgun she nearly used to render Lowry swiss cheese. She pulled at Lowry's collar to look at his wound.
"Just a graze." said the former businessman, reaching for the bottle of Burning Angel on the bar left behind by Handy.
"Let me look at it," said Serge, suddenly businesslike. "I have emergency medical training."
Lowry shrugged and pulled back his collar to reveal the wound, a rather deep graze which had barely missed his jugular artery.
"Yeah, you're probably gonna want stitches," assessed Serge. With a grin of mock-cruelty, he added "To the pain."
"Rosa, you got anything to suture this with? And let me get this drink down, to, if Doctor Serge, here's gonna operate on me I don't wanna be sober."
Rosa shook her head. "I ain't got nothin' like that here, honey."
"Well, the stitches might not be necessary, and it would probably be a really cool scar," said Serge. "But that's just a 'might'. You can't know for sure. Infection's a bitch."
Outside, there was a shout, a *PLOONT!* sound, and a howl of victory that sounded much like Handy. Unintelligable words followed a loud explosion, then, in a clear voice: "THAT'LL TEACH YA TO STAY OFF THE STOOP, YA RAVIN' YOUNG CUNTS! OFF WITH YEH!"
Rosa's eyes fluttered. Lowry's turned slightly towards the door. "Guess he ran 'em off, eh, Rosa?"
"I'll unlock the door. Serge, honey, free drink if you do what you can for Lowry's little cut, there." Rosa emerged from behind the bar and moved for the door, unlocking the bolt and sticking her head out into the night. She clutched the bar shotgun tight in her arms. "Ya'llright out there, Handy?!"
A shout from the darkness was packed with glee. "RAN'EM OFF I DID, ROSA, RAN THEM OFF FOR THE BURNING ANGEL! I'M A HOLY PALADIN, AIN'T I? GUNS DON'T BEAT GRENADES, DO THEY NOW?! THE BEST I AM, THE BEST INDEED!"
More gunfire detracted off the surfaces from where the shouting came from. Near where Rosa was looking, there was a bright flash, briefly illuminating a bald man firing an RPG toward the gunfire. Something exploded several hundred meters down the road, then a series of blasts roared down the urban canyon. They looked like gas tanks, from the exploding cars being hurled into the air.
"Sounds like I'm gonna have another patient if you don't take cover," said Serge, who had produced a needle, sterilized it with a lighter, and gotten to work on Lowry's wound.
"Keep your mind on one patient at a time, pal." Lowry grunted, deep in the throes of suture.
Rosa kept quiet, and poked the barrel of the shotgun out the door. There was a slight movement in the shadows. The barrel followed it for nearly three feet before Rosa pulled the trigger, and placed a slug dead into the center of the darkened mass. "Dirty sonofabitch. Handy! You got any medical supplies up there? Lowry's got himself a little scrape."
"The firefight that broke out today between Paragon and the squids apparently leveled my building, Rosie." Lowry spoke through the pain, not even noticed whether Handy had replied yet, "Reckon I'd best stay the night."
"GOT ME A KIT IN THE TRUCK, SURELY DO! A LITTLE COVER FOR THE COOKER OF CANDY BOOZE?" An audible click came from Handy's position, then footsteps that sounded like his noisy cowboy boots. Flashes of gunfire popped down the road as Handy ran for his truck. Rosa let loose a few slugs from her shotgun towards the offending bursts, silencing them for the moment.
"I'm done with Lowry for now," said Serge hurriedly. "Your cheapest booze. Gas. Rag. Now."
Lowry slid the bottle of Burning Angel over to Serge with a cocktail napkin. He stammered through the cloud of pain, "This's 'lldoo, partner...Make it quickie?"
Handy took a minute or so, but soon he was just outside the doorway next to Rosa, clutching a loaded RPG in one hand and a battered, steel-box medical kit in the other. He also had found time to throw on a tan leather duster and his cowboy hat, which had a noticable chunk taken out of the brim on the right side. "Murderous young cunts they are, Rosa, murderous," he mumbled.
"Aye." Rosa peeled the door open for Handy to come in.
Serge dashed to the door, pushed his goggles back on, and made a rather rushed Molotov cocktail. He took a moment to pinpoint the location of the attackers' panicked whispers, then lit it up and tossed it in a neat arc. Several bodies lit up across the street and threw themselves on the ground. "Problem solved," said Serge with a vicious smile.
Rosa looked the fireman up and down. With a shrug, she reached for Handy's RPG to hand it on the coatrack along with her shotgun. "I reckon so. Well, come on in out of the cold, then. Both of ya, settle down at the bar fer a minute. Let's get Lowry looked after and then split up fer the night at least. I'm gonna be shuttin' out the lights in case they come back."
"I'll pay for that one," said Serge. "Wouldn't want to take advantage of your hospitality."
Rosa shook her head and closed the door behind them. "Don't worry about it, Sugar. Got a whole crate of the suckers in the back. Fresh from the brewery." She smiled gently at Handy.
Handy was by the door even after Rosa closed it. Relieved of his RPG and medical kit, he held a very old-looking revolver, something that seemed to go with the rest of the goofy outfit he had on. "Damn right you are, and by all the Gods of Yamatai does my Burning Angel BURN," he said with a very big grin — almost lecherous, perhaps. "Just as it ought to. They dare n't touch the bar now, inviting hell fire as they did." The brewer stuck his revolver, hammer cocked, into his crossdraw holster and moseyed to the bar, his toothy smile catching whatever ambient light remained.
"It's like I told you about that 'warm-ya-up', Handy, innit?" Rosa joked and plied open the steel box next to Lowry, who'd since degenerated to a low muttering.
"The best stuff," Handy said as he went to the firefighter and clapped him on the shoulder. "And a case of it will be coming your way, fireman! Wicked thoughts on your part, wicked as they come and effective as needed!"
"Much obliged," said Serge with a nod. "I might patrol this area for a few more days before I set out."
"Keep'em off the goddamn stoop," Handy said, popping open the cork on a blue, salt-pitted bottle of some other concoction he had snatched from under the bar. "The Hop here is the only thing inside 20 square miles worth a damn, and she's worth a might bit more than that. Nevermind Rosa."
Rosa looked up from dressing Lowry's wound at the mention of her name. "Whassat? Oh, yeah! This place is all most've us in the neighborhood's got left." She confirmed Handy's statement. She looked towards Serge inquisitively, pulling Lowry's dressing tight with an idle hand, "Why don't you tell those resistance boys we're still out here when you run into them, sugar?"
"Will do," said Serge. "I'd hate to let anything else happen to this place."
"Doc'a'Serge'sh a pickle." Lowry muttered in response. Rosa pulled one of the drunken man's arms around her shoulder and dragged him to a nearby couch before covering him in his trenchcoat up to the chest and lowering his hat over his eyes.
"G'night, Lowry dear." She said, slipping his bar fee out of his breast pocket. "Breakfast in the mornin'."
Rosa then moved back behind the bar and switched off the neon sign outside before sitting down between Serge and Handy with her own drink. "Well boys, looks like it's closin' time."
Handy already had taken his last call for alcohol, it appeared, having taken a swig of the contents in the blue bottle and replaced the cork. "You sure now, Rosa? Fireman and I here could sleep in the truck outside, watch the stoop for ya. Don't trust those murderous cunts to not come back, thirsty for blood instead of booze."
"It'll be better fer everyone if we split up. Groups look suspicious, and so do open businesses in the middle of the night." came Rosa's retort. The woman downed her drink in one movement. "Besides, there ain't room enough here for y'all to sleep and that truck is just askin' for it sittin' out on the curb like that."
"Well, it's been a long night," yawned Serge. "I'd better get going now. I should be able to find a place to sleep somewhere on this street."
"Maybe you oughta go with Handy, like he offered before." Rosa suggested.
"That'll do as well, I suppose."
"As ye wish, Rosa," Handy said, patting Serge on the shoulder. "Let's be on our way then, Fireman. You stay with me tonight, and on the 'morrow there'll be fried bird strips and beans if yah have to leave in a hurry. Otherwise, we grace the Hop again with our filthy selves! HAH!" He thumped the bar with his hand, then turned and headed for the door to collect his RPG. "Out the back, Rosa?"
"Yessir, Handy. You boys take care..."
Serge waved goodnight as he left the bar. "Goodnight!" he called, rather redundantly. It had been a good night, he thought. In his opinion, the night had been good. There was no doubt in his mind that it was, indeed, a good night."Good for this night," he thought. Serge couldn't help being satisfied with the quality of the night. It was a damn good night.
"Oh, and Handy..." Rosa started, returning Serge's wave good night.
Handy stopped and turned, RPG over his shoulder and a hand stuck in the pocket of his duster. "Something you be requirin'?"
"Naw, sugar." Rosa started to beam as she lit a long, slender cigarillo, "Just wanted to tell ya how handsome ya look in your duster and your stetson, sweetie."
One man sat at the bar, holding onto a glass of whiskey as if it were his last DA, staring endlessly into the bottles on the shelf behind the counter in front of him.
The door swung open, and in strode a filthy, bedraggled figure, covered in soot and dirt. He wore a heavy old fireman's coat, grey with the accumulated dirt of months, and his eyes were hidden behind a thick pair of round welding goggles.
The titular Rosa, the bar's aging owner, appeared from the back room with a shocked expression. Her gaze wavered from the already present customer to the new arrival before she settled on which one to speak to first.
"Come on in, Sugar, we're always open," She provided, a warm smile starting to ply across her features, "And apparently Lowry here's already helped himself to the bar." The solitary man at the bar, upon closer inspection dressed in the clothes of a businessman, only grunted in acknowledgement.
The man in the door walked up to the bar, glancing uneasily from side to side. Then he pushed his goggles up to his forehead, and stretched out his hand with a grin. "The name's Serge," he said.
"I'm Rosa," Rosa replied, returning his outstretched hand with a bowl full of water and a bar of soap instead of a handshake. Lowry chuckled and added, "Heh, she did the same thing to me first time I came in here."
"Thanks," said Serge, downing the bowl of water with a gulp. "Water's been hard to come by where I've been." Then he bit into the soap. The gag was almost immediate.
Rosa rolled her eyes and produced a bottle of gin and a bowl of peanuts next. "That was for cleanin' with, honey. You can keep the soap."
"Cleaning? Oh, right. That. Sorry."
"Funny soundin' word, aint it?" Lowry quipped, plucking a cigarette from his breast pocket. "Cleanin'."
"Oh Lowry, you hush." said Rosa, playfully swatting at his hand, "The man's obviously been through some shit."
"Not much," said Serge, though his eyes darkened. "Not much at all." Then he started into his gin.
A knock at the front door rattled through the bar before a man came in with a crate of some kind of not-so-fine booze came rolling in with a rather chipper smile. "Heya Rosa," the man with the shaved head and missing molar said. Apparently he was expected, or he thought he was at least. "How's the business today?" He looked Serge's way. "Gotta newbie, I see! Dandy, dandy. Hope you know how to down the stuff!"
He kept chatting as he walked toward the back.
"Well, hey there, handy-man!" Rosa brightened immediately, "Yessir, I got myself two whole customers now, almost competing with the Mishu prison camp up the road, ain't I? Sure is dandy."
"Not a dandy at all, actually," retorted Serge. "I'm afraid my coat's been out of fashion for quite some time."
"I'll say." Lowry quipped again. Ever the smartass. Still, the middle-aged businessman leaned over with another cigarette, "Wanna burn a *** over it, pal?"
Serge immediately snapped into Safety Serge mode. "I'm afraid not, pal. Unattended cigarettes are a leading cause of ebrbrbrbrbrbrbr house fires."
Lowry looked back at Serge bemusedly. "I ain't meaning to leave it unattended."
Handy, which was his nickname, came back out from the back and slipped behind the bar to Rosa, holding a bottle of what he had to deliver. It was clear with no labeling — home-brewed. "Got my best for ya, Rosa, mah best! Raspberry rum, with spices and even a little of that stuff ... what do they call it? I had the help get it. Oh yeah, the Warm-you-up! The Mishhu use it on the prisoners; best part about being one, I hear. Try it, try it! Only the best for you, Rosa, the best!"
Rosa was quick to burst the cap on the bottle and sample some of the conconction. A few seconds into her first gulp, the woman made a stiff gagging sound and pressed the bottle back into his hands. "Sugar, that warm-ya-up has warmed it up a little too much. What ya want me to pay for this stuff?"
"Ohhhhh, no charge, no charge, dear Rosa, not a penny for what's not perfect," Handy glumly said, then looked over at the two at the bar. "Say, give them a go, would ya? The boys here, they might sample a fancy, surely now, a sample! Lift that winter chill right out of ya."
"Sure." Rosa replied, looking over nervously at the two prospective ginea pigs before pouring two glasses and placing it right in front of them.
Serge was hesitant, but after mulling it over a bit he decided it was worth a try. "I'll give it a go," he said. He inhaled, and his mind was flooded with data detailing the exact chemical makeup of the beverage. It appeared to be technically fit for consumption, and so he gulped it down quickly.
Lowry downed his immediately. "It's beautiful, Handy. 6DA a glass, tops."
"6 DA a glass?! A glass, Rosa, did ya hear that? 6 DA! A sum for princes and generals! 3 DA a glass then Rosa, 3 DA and not a bit more. I might make a little less on it, just a bit, but if I didn't sell it I wouldn't get to see you Rosa, you burning angel of the bar! Not a week would be complete without seeing you Rosa, not a one!"
"Hold your horses, sugar." Rosa held out two fingers, ignoring the come on and going straight for business, "The other gentleman has yet to rate the beverage, honey. Lowry aint got any feelin' left in his throat anyhow."
"Oh," Handy said, glum again, but patient enough.
"Feels like a chemical burn," mused Serge. "Exactly my kind of drink. 4DA."
"Cain't much argue with popular consensus. 5 DA a glass then, Handy, and a bowl of chicken wings, as usual." Rosa submitted. She didn't understand why the men wanted the drink, but they were currently her only customers, so she had to get something they'd like.
Handy, all smiles with only one tooth missing, wheeled his dolly out to get more. "5 DA! 5 DA! I'll be eating like a king, a king! All because of Rosa, the angel of the bar, the best of them, the best!" The door clicked shut behind him, his continuing come-on not pausing for a moment as the sound of bottles and crates muddled in.
"Another glass then, for me and my new buddy Serge!" Lowry said exitedly, "We're your testers!"
"7 DA, each, sweetie."
"Seven?! You're payin' five for it, an' only cuz we told you too!"
"I gotta eat too, sugar."
"You sneaky bitch. I woulda lowballed him if I'd known you was gonna backstab me like that."
Rosa proferred another eye roll at Lowry's expense before pouring the requested drinks and moving on to Serge. "So, Serge... I seen you got that coat on, and you like talkin' about fires and shit. You some kind of firefighter or arsonist or somethin'?"
"Of a kind. I was with the fire department up until the attacks, but they ordered my brigade to fall back and work on containing the blaze, rather than save any of the survivors in the buildings. So I took sick leave on grounds of mental anguish, and I've been scouting the ruins for a few weeks now."
"Fancy story, partner." Lowry commented. Smoke wafted from under the brim of a fedora he'd stamped onto his head. "It's been a pain in the ass gettin' around town since that shit came down on us. My wife got ate by zombies last month. I feel your pain."
"That's rough, buddy," Serge replied.
Then, Lowry stood and donned a kahki trenchcoat and a pistol holster before heading for the door. As he walked, Lowry shook his head. "I ain't worried about it. Bitch never took care of the kids when they was around anyway. I'm out, Rosa. Give Handy my regards when he comes back in, eh?" And with that, he was gone, leaving the door to softly close behind him. Rosa sighed and began wiping down his spot on the bar.
"He's had it rough, too, I guess." She mused. "But you gotta tell me, sugar. What's out there? You find anybody in the rubble? You hook up with the resistance members or anythin'?"
Serge frowned in confusion. But before he could speak--
Handy rolled back in with four more cases of the stuff stacked high on the dolly. "Rosa! Rosa darlin', a name, a name, I must have a name for this fiesty brew of mine? Can I finally name one after you? It's such a treat; 6 DA a glass! All the fire and spirit of the burning angel, you see? How about that! Burning Angel! It's fantastic, isn't it? Fantastic!" He wheeled straight back.
Rosa giggled at Handy. A bemused smirk was beggining to cross her face. "Lowry said g'bye, sweetie. I was askin' Serge here if he'd hooked up with the resistance yet. You seen any of them wanderin' around out there on your way in, Handy?"
Handy shouted from the back. "Rabble-rousers! Troublemakers! I hate the squids as any red-blooded man should, but I'm a brewer, not a bomber! Let the young men fight! I don't see any of them around and I don't intend to unless they want my spirits!"
"So there's a resistance movement, I gather?" Serge was deep in thought. "Sounds like I jumped the gun. Any word on their location?"
"Sure as shit, they come in here." Rosa replied. She took a napkin from the bar and began jotting directions down with a marker, "You wanna find 'em, you find a man named Alex Foster. Word on the streets, he runs the whole thing. He came in here a while back, following around a funny old man. Real quiet type, and shady, too. You wanna find him, you go to the west side docks."
Rosa stopped writing for a moment and looked over at Handy. "Money's in the register, sweetie. I trust ya."
Then, she turned her attention back to Serge. "They's offerin' organized resistance, if that's your style. You go to the dock number I put down on this here napkin, find a submarine and I reckon jus' knock. They'll see to ya, so long as you ain't Mishu."
Serge chuckled a bit. "I doubt it. Last time I checked, I was conspicuously lacking in tentacles."
"You ain't seen Mister Brown, yet, have ya?"
"Hmm?"
"Mister Brown, they call him. He's one of us, Nepleslian. ID-Sol, real plain-lookin'. Except... He's on their side. They make clones of him and send 'em out. I can't much say where they make the clones at, but it's a right pain in my ass. Lost two customers in an ambush last week."
Handy by then had wheeled out of the back. He nodded at the instructions, then went to the till. As always, he took one DA less than agreed upon — his own way of tipping the burning angel herself. The stuff rarely took more than 1 DA to make anyway, and it never hurt to see Rosa smile. He tipped his head to her and, without waiting for a reply, saw himself out to his truck.
"Drive safe Handy!" Rosa called out to the man, a tender smile playing at her lips. She looked back at Serge. "You gonna try and find them? The resistance, that is?"
"I think I'll give it a shot. At the very least, I can help them out when they're in over their heads."
"You might wanna do that then, sugar, they're always in over their heads." In the distance, muffled gunshots could be heard, followed by hurried voices. Rosa's hands wandered nervously under the bar.
"That them?" inquired the ragged fireman.
"Hell no, not around these parts, anyhow." said Rosa. She grew more nervous after the gunshots stopped and the hurried voices faded. "I hope they were going the other way."
As if to answer her fears, the door burst open and Lowry staggered in, clutching a pistol in one hand, blood streaming down his neck and over his collar and tie. He slamned the door behind him and locked it before approaching the bar. Rosa, meanwhile, was putting up the shotgun she nearly used to render Lowry swiss cheese. She pulled at Lowry's collar to look at his wound.
"Just a graze." said the former businessman, reaching for the bottle of Burning Angel on the bar left behind by Handy.
"Let me look at it," said Serge, suddenly businesslike. "I have emergency medical training."
Lowry shrugged and pulled back his collar to reveal the wound, a rather deep graze which had barely missed his jugular artery.
"Yeah, you're probably gonna want stitches," assessed Serge. With a grin of mock-cruelty, he added "To the pain."
"Rosa, you got anything to suture this with? And let me get this drink down, to, if Doctor Serge, here's gonna operate on me I don't wanna be sober."
Rosa shook her head. "I ain't got nothin' like that here, honey."
"Well, the stitches might not be necessary, and it would probably be a really cool scar," said Serge. "But that's just a 'might'. You can't know for sure. Infection's a bitch."
Outside, there was a shout, a *PLOONT!* sound, and a howl of victory that sounded much like Handy. Unintelligable words followed a loud explosion, then, in a clear voice: "THAT'LL TEACH YA TO STAY OFF THE STOOP, YA RAVIN' YOUNG CUNTS! OFF WITH YEH!"
Rosa's eyes fluttered. Lowry's turned slightly towards the door. "Guess he ran 'em off, eh, Rosa?"
"I'll unlock the door. Serge, honey, free drink if you do what you can for Lowry's little cut, there." Rosa emerged from behind the bar and moved for the door, unlocking the bolt and sticking her head out into the night. She clutched the bar shotgun tight in her arms. "Ya'llright out there, Handy?!"
A shout from the darkness was packed with glee. "RAN'EM OFF I DID, ROSA, RAN THEM OFF FOR THE BURNING ANGEL! I'M A HOLY PALADIN, AIN'T I? GUNS DON'T BEAT GRENADES, DO THEY NOW?! THE BEST I AM, THE BEST INDEED!"
More gunfire detracted off the surfaces from where the shouting came from. Near where Rosa was looking, there was a bright flash, briefly illuminating a bald man firing an RPG toward the gunfire. Something exploded several hundred meters down the road, then a series of blasts roared down the urban canyon. They looked like gas tanks, from the exploding cars being hurled into the air.
"Sounds like I'm gonna have another patient if you don't take cover," said Serge, who had produced a needle, sterilized it with a lighter, and gotten to work on Lowry's wound.
"Keep your mind on one patient at a time, pal." Lowry grunted, deep in the throes of suture.
Rosa kept quiet, and poked the barrel of the shotgun out the door. There was a slight movement in the shadows. The barrel followed it for nearly three feet before Rosa pulled the trigger, and placed a slug dead into the center of the darkened mass. "Dirty sonofabitch. Handy! You got any medical supplies up there? Lowry's got himself a little scrape."
"The firefight that broke out today between Paragon and the squids apparently leveled my building, Rosie." Lowry spoke through the pain, not even noticed whether Handy had replied yet, "Reckon I'd best stay the night."
"GOT ME A KIT IN THE TRUCK, SURELY DO! A LITTLE COVER FOR THE COOKER OF CANDY BOOZE?" An audible click came from Handy's position, then footsteps that sounded like his noisy cowboy boots. Flashes of gunfire popped down the road as Handy ran for his truck. Rosa let loose a few slugs from her shotgun towards the offending bursts, silencing them for the moment.
"I'm done with Lowry for now," said Serge hurriedly. "Your cheapest booze. Gas. Rag. Now."
Lowry slid the bottle of Burning Angel over to Serge with a cocktail napkin. He stammered through the cloud of pain, "This's 'lldoo, partner...Make it quickie?"
Handy took a minute or so, but soon he was just outside the doorway next to Rosa, clutching a loaded RPG in one hand and a battered, steel-box medical kit in the other. He also had found time to throw on a tan leather duster and his cowboy hat, which had a noticable chunk taken out of the brim on the right side. "Murderous young cunts they are, Rosa, murderous," he mumbled.
"Aye." Rosa peeled the door open for Handy to come in.
Serge dashed to the door, pushed his goggles back on, and made a rather rushed Molotov cocktail. He took a moment to pinpoint the location of the attackers' panicked whispers, then lit it up and tossed it in a neat arc. Several bodies lit up across the street and threw themselves on the ground. "Problem solved," said Serge with a vicious smile.
Rosa looked the fireman up and down. With a shrug, she reached for Handy's RPG to hand it on the coatrack along with her shotgun. "I reckon so. Well, come on in out of the cold, then. Both of ya, settle down at the bar fer a minute. Let's get Lowry looked after and then split up fer the night at least. I'm gonna be shuttin' out the lights in case they come back."
"I'll pay for that one," said Serge. "Wouldn't want to take advantage of your hospitality."
Rosa shook her head and closed the door behind them. "Don't worry about it, Sugar. Got a whole crate of the suckers in the back. Fresh from the brewery." She smiled gently at Handy.
Handy was by the door even after Rosa closed it. Relieved of his RPG and medical kit, he held a very old-looking revolver, something that seemed to go with the rest of the goofy outfit he had on. "Damn right you are, and by all the Gods of Yamatai does my Burning Angel BURN," he said with a very big grin — almost lecherous, perhaps. "Just as it ought to. They dare n't touch the bar now, inviting hell fire as they did." The brewer stuck his revolver, hammer cocked, into his crossdraw holster and moseyed to the bar, his toothy smile catching whatever ambient light remained.
"It's like I told you about that 'warm-ya-up', Handy, innit?" Rosa joked and plied open the steel box next to Lowry, who'd since degenerated to a low muttering.
"The best stuff," Handy said as he went to the firefighter and clapped him on the shoulder. "And a case of it will be coming your way, fireman! Wicked thoughts on your part, wicked as they come and effective as needed!"
"Much obliged," said Serge with a nod. "I might patrol this area for a few more days before I set out."
"Keep'em off the goddamn stoop," Handy said, popping open the cork on a blue, salt-pitted bottle of some other concoction he had snatched from under the bar. "The Hop here is the only thing inside 20 square miles worth a damn, and she's worth a might bit more than that. Nevermind Rosa."
Rosa looked up from dressing Lowry's wound at the mention of her name. "Whassat? Oh, yeah! This place is all most've us in the neighborhood's got left." She confirmed Handy's statement. She looked towards Serge inquisitively, pulling Lowry's dressing tight with an idle hand, "Why don't you tell those resistance boys we're still out here when you run into them, sugar?"
"Will do," said Serge. "I'd hate to let anything else happen to this place."
"Doc'a'Serge'sh a pickle." Lowry muttered in response. Rosa pulled one of the drunken man's arms around her shoulder and dragged him to a nearby couch before covering him in his trenchcoat up to the chest and lowering his hat over his eyes.
"G'night, Lowry dear." She said, slipping his bar fee out of his breast pocket. "Breakfast in the mornin'."
Rosa then moved back behind the bar and switched off the neon sign outside before sitting down between Serge and Handy with her own drink. "Well boys, looks like it's closin' time."
Handy already had taken his last call for alcohol, it appeared, having taken a swig of the contents in the blue bottle and replaced the cork. "You sure now, Rosa? Fireman and I here could sleep in the truck outside, watch the stoop for ya. Don't trust those murderous cunts to not come back, thirsty for blood instead of booze."
"It'll be better fer everyone if we split up. Groups look suspicious, and so do open businesses in the middle of the night." came Rosa's retort. The woman downed her drink in one movement. "Besides, there ain't room enough here for y'all to sleep and that truck is just askin' for it sittin' out on the curb like that."
"Well, it's been a long night," yawned Serge. "I'd better get going now. I should be able to find a place to sleep somewhere on this street."
"Maybe you oughta go with Handy, like he offered before." Rosa suggested.
"That'll do as well, I suppose."
"As ye wish, Rosa," Handy said, patting Serge on the shoulder. "Let's be on our way then, Fireman. You stay with me tonight, and on the 'morrow there'll be fried bird strips and beans if yah have to leave in a hurry. Otherwise, we grace the Hop again with our filthy selves! HAH!" He thumped the bar with his hand, then turned and headed for the door to collect his RPG. "Out the back, Rosa?"
"Yessir, Handy. You boys take care..."
Serge waved goodnight as he left the bar. "Goodnight!" he called, rather redundantly. It had been a good night, he thought. In his opinion, the night had been good. There was no doubt in his mind that it was, indeed, a good night."Good for this night," he thought. Serge couldn't help being satisfied with the quality of the night. It was a damn good night.
"Oh, and Handy..." Rosa started, returning Serge's wave good night.
Handy stopped and turned, RPG over his shoulder and a hand stuck in the pocket of his duster. "Something you be requirin'?"
"Naw, sugar." Rosa started to beam as she lit a long, slender cigarillo, "Just wanted to tell ya how handsome ya look in your duster and your stetson, sweetie."